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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6730 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4249 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!