so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

    KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!
    LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 606
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Potions Brewed: 195
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Stairway to Minecraft Fun

    Stairway to Minecraft Fun
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server
    We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

    The Heel Minecraft SMP Show
    Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 380 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7084
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Villages Defended: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 818 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 579707
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Potions Brewed: 106 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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