Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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