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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?
So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.
