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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7357 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.