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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Dragons Tamed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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