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Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	2285	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Ores Mined:	4581
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	2179
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	378764	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4410

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mines Excavated:	3547	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

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Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mines Excavated:	1279	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LimbusCraft – Where the only thing scarier than creepers is the office drama #1400

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you on a wild adventure? Look no further than our server, where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality itself.

Join us as we embark on the Refraction Railway Line 3, where the MirrorClock OrangeRoad will take you on a journey through time and space. But beware, for the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering are waiting to challenge your skills.

But that’s not all! We have Target Extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. Can you take on the challenge and come out victorious?

And if you’re a fan of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat, as our server is directly tied to those games. Expect spoilers and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and craziness. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7