come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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