come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7517

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Farms Harvested: 642

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyMineBrainz

    CraftyMineBrainz
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

    So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun
    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1
    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    • Kits
    • Shopkeepers
    • Coin System
    • PVP
    • Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Version: 1.20.1+

    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.
    Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.
    Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Animals Bred: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

    Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

    So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyLand

    CraftyLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UyghurSlaveryMC Server

    UyghurSlaveryMC Server
    join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MoldovaBribeCraftEU

    MoldovaBribeCraftEU
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

    Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Herobrine, building a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5122
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BrothersGFruinsGraduationAITA

    BrothersGFruinsGraduationAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family milestones and celebrations! Join us for a special family dinner event to celebrate your in-game achievements, without any distractions from new girlfriends or drama-loving siblings.

    Imagine a world where your in-game accomplishments are the main focus, where you can bask in the glory of your hard work without anyone stealing the spotlight. Our server is a safe haven for players who want to celebrate their successes without any unnecessary drama.

    Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and conquer challenges with a community that understands the value of your achievements. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to a supportive environment where your gaming journey is truly appreciated.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a celebration like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MunchieCraft SMP

    MunchieCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

    So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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