come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Runes Activated: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StepmomTearsCraft

    StepmomTearsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

    Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

    But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 113
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

    Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

    We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

    So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AfterlifeCraft

    AfterlifeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Farms Harvested: 372 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 228 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 3103
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Farms Harvested: 161 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

    🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

    🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Gods Slained: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Ores Mined: 9855 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7777

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 409 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 124592
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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