come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

    SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

    Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

    Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

    And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    RegretCraft: NoRespawns
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 389

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server
    So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

    Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

    Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 499244

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

    OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

    Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Whip It Good Minecraft Server

    Whip It Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 176 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Animals Bred: 98 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Get Real Minecraft SMP

    Get Real Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Close Call Craft

    Close Call Craft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

    BorderGuardz Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

    imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

    plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Potions Brewed: 128

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dimension Hops: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Animals Bred: 185 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StepmomTearsCraft

    StepmomTearsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

    Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

    But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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