come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ores Mined: 4695
Crops Grown: 9598 Astral Projections Made: 1
Alien Abductions: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 677948 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 New Chunks Explored: 64671
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Emeralds Found: 1922
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 463 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3218 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mines Excavated: 4094

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dimension Hops: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 77
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magic Items Found: 5095
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 2760 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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