come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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