come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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