come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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