come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Void Gems Collected: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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