come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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