come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 318
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 191
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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