come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1835
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Ores Mined: 5749
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7949 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Potions Brewed: 164 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ores Mined: 8921 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Animals Bred: 95 Chimeras Created: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Emeralds Found: 308
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6299 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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