come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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