come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Crops Grown: 4343 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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