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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.