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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 924 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.
