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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8860 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4421 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.