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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9484 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1095 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.