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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2513 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.