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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8063 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4042 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.