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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8773 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spikes than china-based emissions of potent gases! in the past decade, our server has seen a 70 percent increase in players, with more than half of them originating from eastern china (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?).
we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?
