so like, u know how u always wanted to escape earth and live on mars with ur pet pig named bacon? well, this server is the closest thing u gonna get to that dream! we got pigs that can breathe on mars, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited milkshakes! plus, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so u can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items. join now and start ur intergalactic adventure, because unless our pets can breathe on mars, humanity probably isn’t leaving Earth anytime soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 61 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2454 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Crops Grown: 6286 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Alien Abductions: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8599 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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