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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3294 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4368 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!