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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4861 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.
So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).
