PerfectNetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ores Mined:	5590	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
New Chunks Explored:	40278	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	3319

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	573	Magic Items Found:	2689

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Crops Grown:	2580
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Votes:	6118	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	298
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	244
Players Killed by Monsters:	1618	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	5829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	282
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124