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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4918 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9405 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
