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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2109 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6885 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.