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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 344 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2103 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.