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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2359 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 112 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.