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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9287 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 4823 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.