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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3814 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
