Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Votes:	3145	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3755	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Buildings Constructed:	26	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Moments Shared:	20

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Emeralds Found:	9127
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	2733
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1300	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ores Mined:	4360	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	259
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com