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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2293 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7046 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.