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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6164 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
