Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Items Found:	6341	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2243	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4814
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2736	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	642894	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	584
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	3583
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4220

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.