Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	1634
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Zombie Dances:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Emeralds Found:	6364
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mines Excavated:	3465	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4338	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	5805	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Farms Harvested:	394
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!