Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	98
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7299
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9879
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	206
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	5126	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.