Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9156	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9829
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	531
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	2182

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	279	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Potions Brewed:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	534
Enchantments Applied:	124	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.