Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6055	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	932362

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Star Shards Collected:	144	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5216	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7697	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	915738
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	962	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Items Found:	3745
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.