Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7596
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Star Shards Collected:	188	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	299
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7523	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	540	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	46000
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	6965
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!