Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6161
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2319
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	2161

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8836	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9147	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!