Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crops Grown:	1229	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	158
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6281
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7987	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2415
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	212	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	294
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.