PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	154
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	148
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	8691
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	198

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	4777	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9561	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	3770
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	872019
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!